Army jokes

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Military service loves, because more nowhere seeks.
Systematically working on deficiencies
which allows more and more often.
Military uniforms loves and wears the wear.
Systematically working on a study of a new technique, but
old does not know. It can travel on all brands of cars in ...
As a senior, sometimes - in the back, only tied.
It pays much attention to the study of foreign organizations
Army, however, states division, commanded,
He did not know.
The old statutes do not remember the new studies, but remembers the c
difficulty.
Military topography does not studies, but the card knows and loves,
scopic minuscule catches without recording. Systematic studies
foreign literature, but the Russian newspaper read by syllables, and
reluctantly.
Drinks with disgust, but many are often not biting because
stomach ulcers.
Previously stated facts fully promiscuity
exhausted because of the inability of its continuation. Currently
inclined to careerism - as commander of a company of 15 years.
Physically well developed. Can stand on skis in
windless weather on level ground. Healthy, but tormented sclerosis
- Sometimes forget to come to the service, especially on Mondays.
The vision is poor, but money Gazette signs without glasses.
Military secrets can be stored, as He does not know anything.
Ideologically, politically literate, seminar-on
, classes tend to be silent; During the service so
lazy, he stopped to argue with the boss.

NUMBER OF APPLICATIONS D: corresponds to the post, but as for the
longstanding service completely dulled, it is advisable
send to the Academy to study and then nominated
zheniem for the highest office.


Resolution supervisor: I agree.
I add that speaks three languages \u200b\u200b- command,
abusive and Russian (with a dictionary).

Conclusion senior commander:
Not by three, and two, because Command and abusive -
are one and the same.
Compilation of insanity

Textbook for junior and mid-
academic staff.
In the army, fools do not need.
So here I am.
Unknown Ensign.


1. You're not here - here you will quickly grow to drink vodka
and a disgrace to break.
2. At the command of "lights out" comes the dark.
3. patrol vehicle sends forward to a distance visual memory.
4. The signal to attack - three green whistle up.
5. Dig a trench from the fence before lunch.
6. The tanks come in small groups of two or three people.
7. Our activity is not worth a damn penny.
8. Here, as in war: killed the commander - he took another machine.
9 lives like a pig in a den.
10. Sergeant! You are not orderly Swifts - hangs on the ears.
11. Short dashes from me to the next oak.
12. If you do not like our fees, we will arrange more than others.
13. The battalion commander did not go on foot, it takes a GAZ-66
or zampoteha.
14. Boots should be cleaned from the evening to the morning to put on a fresh mind.
15. You are to exercise or what? You are students, or where?
16. Who will deal properly and punish anybody!
17. After firing live ammunition and training should be privede-
us in its original condition.
18. Tomorrow classes VAP. Dress code - without a weapon.
19. Report to the presence of people. Who does not punish all that.
20. Or you stop smoking, or one of the two.
21. Each student must be either encouraged or punished.
22. In the next lesson, you will nekotroe increase in the volume of work.
23. What do you mate swearing like little d